Showing posts with label Geek Day. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Geek Day. Show all posts

Friday, May 25, 2012

Why Computers Are Like Men/Women



Why computers are like men:
  1. In order to get their attention, you have to turn them on.
  2. They have a lot of data, but are still clueless.
  3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they are the problem.
  4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a better model.
Why computers are like women:
  1. No one but the Creator understands their internal logic.
  2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else.
  3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long-term memory for later retrieval.
  4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.

The Great Debate: Geek vs. Nerd


In honor of GEEK DAY, here it is... my take on the Geek vs. Nerd debate.

What am I? Well, I'm definitely one of the two... But there is some controversy on the difference between the two words. After doing some research, and reading some pretty heated discussions on other blogs, it seems that depending on what were you live, the definitions are interchangeable. But I'm here to clear that up!

There are actually three names that can (and are) often used as derogatory terms or type of stereotype in reference to person who obsessively pursues intellectual interests for ones own self. It also includes the thought that one is inept to adapt to society as a whole... Does that make sense?

The three terms are:

• Geek
• Nerd
• Dork

So permit me, if you will, to define those words as I see them.

Geek:
Smart, fact loving person, who tries to keep up with society, but mostly on a factual basis. A pleasure to hang out with, overflowing with fun, often useless facts. Uses his knowledge and technology to help those around him. Friendly, open to suggestions and ideas, always willing to learn and share knowledge. Any person who pursues a passionate interest in something in a way that places him or her outside the mainstream. This could be due to the intensity, depth, or subject of their interest.

Nerd:
Similar to a geek, knows what he's talking about, but thinks that no one else can be on his level. Often has a snobbish, self-centered, and authoritative attitude. Will engage in deep discussion, but doesn't listen to reason, and never changes stance on an issue. Can be engrossed in his or her area of interest at the cost of social skills, personal hygiene, and status.

Dork:

A quirky, silly and/or stupid, socially inept person, or one who is out of touch with contemporary trends. Often confused with nerd and geek, but does not imply the same intelligence level. A geek wanna-be! Occasionally knows enough to pass, but this knowledge can be dangerous.

Dweeb:
Everyone else! lol!




~Matt




PS.   At 9am, I'll be publish a list of "You know you're a GEEK when..."

Thursday, May 24, 2012

Tomorrow... GEEK DAY!

Just a reminder...

Tomorrow is GEEK DAY. Expect a few posts from me, including "The Great Debate: Geek vs. Nerd", my definitions of each term!

If you don't follow me on twitter, or friends with on facebook, you're going to miss out. All posts will be "geek" themed! So all others, be forewarned.... ;)

It's gonna be a good day!