Well, in honor of us setting record cold temperatures for yesterday (-10°F)... I present you with some jokes! Enjoy!
It's sooooo cold...
... the lawyers had their hands in their own pockets.
... only people like "Ed" and "Bob" have enough time to write their names in the snow.
... Starbucks is serving coffee on a stick!
... people who sell ice are drawing unemployment.
... folks are climbing into their refrigerators to keep warm.
... our snowman asked to come inside.
... even the muggers called in sick!
... the cops are tasering themselves.
... the hitchhikers are holding up signs with pictures of thumbs.
... the squirrels in the park were throwing themselves at an electric fence!
... the pizza delivery-man showed up with frozen pizza!
... every kind of cereal in the cupboard was frosted - including the boxes!
... the tree are chopping themselves into firewood.
... hairdressers were getting better results using snow-sculpting techniques.
... if you sucked on an ice-cube - it just got bigger!
... pyromaniacs became desirable members of the community.
... kids took make-believe to a whole new level - they just pretended to go outside and play.
... my iPhone couldn't detect my frozen fingertips!
... Chuck Norris put on a jacket!!!
~Matt
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