Friday Fun: How to write a Facebook status...

Step 1. Write what you're REALLY thinking.
Step 2. Go on! Really express yourself! Don't hold back!
Step 3. Re-read status.
Step 4. Think of people who could potentially read said status.
Step 5. Delete status.
Step 6. Write something obscure, preferably depressing. Don't worry about grammar, spelling, or punctuation...